Happy Gilmore "Son of a bitch, ball. This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway]. [to the IRS Agent] What do ya say? The NHL Shop has sold hockey stick putters for many years. Shooter! : IRS Agent Happy: Hey, ah..a..ah, what are you doin' out here, you wanna get some food? Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and produced by Robert Simonds.It stars Adam Sandler as the title character, an unsuccessful ice hockey player who discovers a newfound talent for golf. Although the commercial itself is a very funny part, it was just very ridiculous and over the top to have an actual Subway commercial within the movie. [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house] You hate me don't you? Grandma: : Subway didn't officially start endorsing people until Jared Fogle in 2000 so technically, Happy Gilmore is the franchise's first celebrity face. Choose your favorite Happy Gilmore Subway-inspired shirt style: v-neck or crew neckline; short, baseball or long sleeve; slim or relaxed fit; light . Coach: Bob Barker studied Tang Soo Do for decades under Chuck Norris and his brother Aaron Norris. 11. From $1.40. I was wrong. [after buying grandma's house in an auction] You little son of a bitch ball! From $3.80. That's your home!! Happy: I want to kiss you all over and over and again. Get this off of me! See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy. Happy Gilmore Virginia: Lee Trevino: Workin' it. Happy Gilmore: You know what *else* could draw a crowd? Answer me!! Happy Gilmore: Shooter McGavin: Yeah, well ease it on someone else. Bob Barker: Circle. This is not hockey, Mr. Gilmore, no matter how much you want it to be. He's a publicist's *dream*. Happy Gilmore: [to Grandma] : Shooter McGavin: Mister! He reconsidered playing the role, as he had enjoyed Adam Sandler's previous film Billy Madison (1995) and while he was playing a golf tournament in Seattle while taking a break from filming his previous movie in Vancouver. Cold-cut combo from Subway! Happy, a raucous hockey player turned golfer, sends the sedate sport into overdrive after he becomes a media sensation with his outlandish antics on the links. "Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. Happy Gilmore: Easy", "More time in the sand than David Hasselhoff", "I just couldn't get the ball in the hole", "A guy who can drive the ball that far, he could really draw a crowd", "Anybody else's fingers hurt? What? Bob Barker: No you've had enoughb**ch, homeball.mp3 . You can't take her house. Happy Gilmore: Sandler's appearance was uncredited. 3. McDonald was taken to a nearby jail where he was kept until he sobered up. Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! : It's circular. 5. Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. Release Dates There was some guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of my energy not to hit him. Happy Gilmore = Subway . Hey, put that stuff down! IRS Agent: Happy Gilmore: Now, you will go to sleep! You have been doing this your whole life. You're in MY world now, grandma! Here's what some of the players had to say about the Adam Sandler classic. Chubbs: Terry: Happy: How about I just go eat some hay. And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. [to the IRS Agent] [watching Happy's Subway commercial] Why didn't you just go HOME! Workin' it. From $19.84. | Shooter McGavin: Till the night closes in Taparoo.wav(79K) Answer: three . Doug Thompson: Happy are you okay? Hey, Happy Gilmore! ", hg-dance.wav Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. My Puck.wav(66K) Kevin Costner was offered the role of Shooter McGavin but declined. This guy sucks! You, not getting the ball in the hole. Scared of being a nobody. But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! Happy Gilmore: Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. In this film, Frances Bay appeared on-screen with Ben Stiller. Nursing Home Orderly: Unlike its movie counterpart, however, it is not considered one of golf's Major championships, and the winner does not take home a gold jacket. 99. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. I *wanted* to but I just couldn't do it. It helps put me to sleep. [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Suck my white ass ball! Frances Bay and Brooke Shields both had recurring roles on the ABC sitcom 'The Middle' (2009-2018): Bay as Aunt Ginny and Shields as Rita Glossner. ANSWER ME! : I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. Happy: You're wrong. I know. Because you're black? I just may. You're very good-looking. Donald: You may be right. Later in the film Chris McDonald's character is seen with padding in his pants as he walks away. Feelin' the flow. [Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore : Oh, man. [Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water]. And you have to pretend you like it too. Happy Gilmore, come on down! Get me outta here! What the hell is the matter with you? Happy Gilmore Sticker. Happy Gilmore: Feel it. A page for describing YMMV: Happy Gilmore. See if you can outdrive the amazing", bleep.mp3 Happy Gilmore: Steve Guttenberg was briefly considered for the role of Shooter McGavin but he agreed to do It Takes Two (1995) at the same exact time and turned down the role. [jumps on the hood of his car] The downfall to this type of product placement is a fairly specific audience. My dad worshipped hockey. ", hg-what.wav With plenty of slapstick humor and hilarious product placements (i.e., the subway commercial in the middle of the film), Happy Gilmore did not fear doing whatever it took to get the people . Well, what should I do then? I'm not taking her stuff, alright? Felling the flow. It is clearly inspired by the "Happy Gilmore" Subway commercial: Shout out @JasonHannaphoto and @SamShazam_ for putting this together. "Oh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle..". With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Happy Gilmore Subway Quote animated GIFs to your conversations. Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes? You're gonna give that shit up. Happy: I AM GOOD! Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore was a commercial success, ranking number two at the U.S. box office on its debut weekend with $8.5 million in revenue, behind Broken Arrow. I gotta finish up. The screenplay was written by Sandler and his writing partner Tim Herlihy, in their second feature collaboration after the previous year's Billy Madison; the film . Earlier in the film when Chubbs is trying to convince Happy Gilmore to play golf, he refuses, saying "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass." Suck my white ass ball! *clunk* AHH! The way I see it we've only just begun. MyWorld.wav(69K) Who are you waving at, Happy? Probably a great golfer. It makes me hungry. [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] This is a biggie, time's ticking. Well, Real Estate is a hobby of mine Shooter McGavin: Nobody, Grandma. I think you've had enough. [while walking on the golf course] Hey! Thank you, Shooter. Well great nice to meet ya man. [to caddy] You'll pay. "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?! WOOO HOOOO! He was released without bail. [under his breath] 36 In his Subway commercial, how many Subway sandwiches does Happy say he eats a day? Chubbs: "alot of censored swearing", bottle.mp3 : LISTEN to what I say! [Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead]. Her stuff is now our stuff. [Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot]. This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled. Working it. By ToveBadune. after buying grandma's house in an auction, referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home, Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot, after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald, Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd, Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water, Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground, Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond, Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Where were you on that one, dipshit? Once during a game, he jumped into the stands at Madison Square Garden and fought with a fan. Hang on, I'll be right down there! According to Christopher, Adam's response is always the same which is "dude, you'll always be Shooter.". Happy Gilmore (clown laughter) "I hate that clown." "Do you like that? I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. Virginia: [in a bar] You gotta rise above it. [after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed] ", kinder~1.mp3 ", "He's laughing, he's having a good time", notnice.mp3 Virginia: [laughing] [watching Happy's Subway commercial] I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's. Virginia: Shooter McGavin: [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] Happy Gilmore: happygilmore Dad Hat.
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