avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever

Dad questions and I flush. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Don't screw up.". I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. Michelle answered for him. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. This story is complete. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Uncle Bucky questions. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. #marvel I should call Pepper! Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. One thing was clear. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? Awesome! Shuffles a little closer to Tony. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. No. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Yeah, Im with Vision. She hasn't bothered with a glass. I mean, ask anyone. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. "What! Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. Peter wished he could have said that. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. "The fuck!?" Please consider turning it on! Work Search: Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Heh. left kudos on this work! "REALLY" Clint yelled. When they want to. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Ouch, back to last names again. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." Would he say yes or no? Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Wait. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Good night, everyone.. Possibly from Clint. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. You didn't tell me this!" Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. A lot. Because I do. #wanda That is until she meets Peter Parker. Nope, not telling. I thought we'd made up.. Avengers: completed Thor Odinson I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. No. Wait.. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". PETER? After the serum. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? "Excuse me" Natasha said. It's my bed. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Right! Clint totally called it. "Never have I ever been stabbed." "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. Yeah. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. Shut up, this is the last one. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Never Have I Ever. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. He looks up at the clock. Y/n grew up as most children do. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? left kudos on this work! Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Bucky wolf whistled. I've been good! I have an ally! Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Peter, how did you even manage that?" Clint Barton/ Hawkeye They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. It was great to see you again Nat! "Shit babe sorry." They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. That was one time and I was drunk! But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. The fuck, Clint? Better?. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Nope, Clint says. Right?. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. What if they asked about being robbed? The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. It's been great, guys.. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier I don't know which one you want.. You said that last night too.. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? "That is no excuse mister!" Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. "Way way way wait. (Blame his spider-side). Said Sam. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Someone is after Maya. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." But there are two spys with them so they were caught. "Fine. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. That's too easy. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. "When have you ever driven? #marvel Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. What? 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Anyways, guys, MJ. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. And then I ran. Nice. I mean that literally.. #ironman You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. These kids are amazing! Abe ringed the bell. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Then Peter took a shot. 'f I were, y'd be dead. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Guilty? shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Really? I'd love to stay and chat. He likes tzatziki. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. You mentioned that.. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. "You knew?" Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. "DUDE!" See, that's not playing fair, Barton. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Just like she knew they were still dating. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Write by: . Requests open again! Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Okay, okay. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Why, thank you, Anthony!. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. and "Oh! Tony rolls his eyes. They don't say good night. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Its called being undercover. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. He was technically not lying, right? You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. No! #spiderson Right! Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Don't ask.. Thor's a beast in the sack.. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. It's a totally valid question!. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Mmm, neat. And the best. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers We are, aren't we?. Moving on! Betty ringed the bell. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. We have, Clint says. Oh, yeah! That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. It's my vanishing act." Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him.

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